Rules are meant to be broken. However, if you break ours you can't win!! womp womp :(
Give us the best (i.e., funniest, most disgusting, obscene, etc.) drunk quotes you've ever heard. They should be better than: "Pregnancy is the new hangover." More disgusting than "As opposed to cold cum?" And more idiotic than "'Sodomy' is not the study of something."
The Rules:
- Contest officially starts on August 5, 2009
- Contest ends at 5 pm (ET) September 30, 2009
- Be shameless. Make us laugh in 250 characters or less.
Your Incentive:
- $100 and a copy of Things Drunk People Say (one big winner)
- A copy of Things Drunk People Say (ten runner-ups)
